skiers are awesome and totally radical!

Oh how i love skiers, the way they flow and weave across the entire slope making sure to cross everyone's path causing them to have to fall or swerve. The way every man skier attempts to look as intense as he can, frightening every inch of any viewers body as the skier goes down the most extreme hill side by side with all the small children. As the wind blows through the long hair of rich man with nothing better to do, but go as slow as possible while still making sure to look affluent and skilled, he comes to an abrupt stop shooting snow into the air and letting out a loud grunt catching the eye of every woman. Skiers are the coolest people in the world without a doubt.