Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Narbuckiens and the adventures of True Love

There is a man lurking in a corner dressed in all blue with red shiny dress shoes. He seemed lost, dazed, and confused. I approached him with fear, but at the same time a curious sensation.

When i came up to him he asked me where he was? I replied Boone, NC. He replied, what a strange name for a planet. At first this confused, what do you mean planet? A planet.....you know the thing people live on. well this planet is called earth, are you from another planet i replied while laughing. Yes, he said, I am from planet narbucket home of the narbuckiens. I continued to laugh, but he seem confused of why i was laughing. Wait you are serious aren't you, yes he said why wouldn't i be. For some reason i believed him without even questioning it again. I asked him what goes on on your planet, where is it, what are the people like. We have a lot of people on my planet, i don't really like nay of them that's why i came to this planet in hope of a new place to start new. I told him the people here were a little crazy so i don't know if you will like it, but you can sure give it a try. can i stay with you while i get used to everything going on, sure i said. We walked back to my house and talked for awhile, but he had no idea what was in store for him in this new world.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

One scenario to another

-A slow-moving line at the grocery checkout.


this is an outrage, how could it be taking this long, i have places to be. I must get home to slay dragons and ride ponies. This line has to move faster.


The man stood in line shaking as the people watched, suddenly he dashed out the door, running right through the glass head first.


The man was standing, waiting, panting, wishing that the line would move so he could fulfill his destiny. People were worried for him questioning themselves if they were safe, could he be a serial killer, rapest, simple man with a problem of screaming out. everyone gasped and prayed for their lives as he suddenly broke away from the line and ran full speed through the glass door.



-A Traffic jam on an area road


This could take forever, what are these people thinking, it's not that hard to drive. I have a meeting in five minutes.


A man sits, stalled out in his car by the traffic jam caused by a big pile up of little smart cars. As he sits he honks the horn, yelling out the window to get the hell out of the way. what the man can't see is his wifes car car crushed by a large truck up ahead.


He is angry that the jam won't move. he is freaking out about getting to work and worried he might get fired and not be able to support his family. People hear him and are angry that he is freaking out. they see that people may have died and don't understand how he could be so angry, but they don't understand his situation, although he does not either.


- A doctor rushing to save his friends life


I can do this, i won't let him go. how could i do this to his family, if i let him go his family will have nothing. the future of him, our friendship, his families future depends on me.


He is in the operating room, in a panic but so calm at the same time. He stands over his friend seriously injured. he watches as his friend bleeds out and he can do nothing, but think as quick as he can, and attempt to save his friends everything.

He stands over his friend questioning if he has what it takes. Everything is happening so fast but seems so slow in his mind. His co-workers stare at him strangely, they can not figure out why he is crying over his patient because they do not realize the event going on before them. They look at the patient as simply a patient, they do not see that this one patient is the doctors everything and his profession, and life could be drastically effected by the out come of this patient




A roller coaster stuck at highest point.


oh my god! I'm so scared, is this going to be the end of my life. Should i try to get out and find a way off of the roller coaster before it falls. I feel it scraping the metal but not in the right direction. I think it may fall in a few second i must hurry.

He sits in the roller coaster seat locked in tight. he is shaking the strap trying to knock it loose and attempt to climb off of the coaster before it falls.

He sits in the seat, starting to feel claustrophobic, and in a panic. He thinks this could be the end, but he is not ready to accept that reality yet so he begins to try to force his way out even though he believes he feels it begining to slip off the track. people look and think to themselves how good of an idea this was so they all begin to try to force their way out. all of a sudden you hear screams of extreme fear and then all is silent